Wednesday, January 27, 2016

macy

Trouble at macy. Namely, they are closing down and b-boarding up. Rich are not getting richer, but the poor are poorer. World is in an economic crisis.

 

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

10 my men

Do not switch to windows 10 my men. It is going to provide a poor user experience. Best to stay with seven. Funny, there is no win nine.

Saturday, January 23, 2016

UFO researchers

UFO researchers wonder why aliens do not land and start an invasion. According to Dr. Jacobs, they are. It is covert and they prefer to remain unseen. Scientists might claim that aliens are extinct, but that is not so. Sadly, we are not so lucky as we may say. It is just that they hide in the shadows and prefer to not show up.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

poor copy

Do you have poor copy. That will crush your conversion. Also, add pics to your content area. Frankly, we like to create web pages. Please do hurry up. Time is not your friend, but an enemy.


Damn, he has it sharper than me! ;-)

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

GM moving

GM moving to sharing cars. It will compete with car 2 go or zip car. People do not have enough money. Yeah, they cannot own one. Friends, an automobile is just too expensive.


...still hunting some bloody neutrons

Saturday, January 16, 2016

barn in snow

Look at a barn in snow. The white fluffy stuff is max. Look at this film as there are few in other genres. Bro, I love to see snow.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Netflix price increase

Read it an weep. Netflix price increase is worrisome. Key to success is:

High quality and low prices. Well, good old Netflix is the opposite as they have horrible old cheesy B movies. OK so they were poor. In fact, we never did see em. Yeah, when they came out and do not wonder why that is. Do you wanna know a reason. Well, here it is. People like new movies. Sadly, this firm cannot afford any. Therefore, there is a lot of old junk they give us. Like what a nasty company.

Sadly, the price is going up. Just what can we say. What a world we are in. Heck, even tired old junk is now expensive.

Hot-pot-shot

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

wow

Check out this pic. Like this is so wow, Make your life super max. What an awesome view. Hey, no one is awesome. Finally, we have something to offer you.


Chelly canyon!

Sunday, January 10, 2016

star wars

George Lucas is not happy he sold star wars. Disney is jumping in joy. They are making a lot of money. Well, that should indeed not surprise no one.

Saturday, January 9, 2016

71%

71% of our young cannot serve in army reserve. What is the reason. OK so they are too fat and need to do more exercise. Like that should surprise no one. Start working out and playing less video games. Hey, your country needs you.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

carry a man

Delivery drone can carry a man. Friends, this is super news. Customers should start to line up. Getting there is half the fun we say.


Sunday, January 3, 2016

space

Just whe do we go to the star, because people are not even on mars. Not a lot is going on in space. Maybe, it is just too expensive.


Friday, January 1, 2016

atomic age icon

I am a fan of electric power. Here is an atomic age icon. That would be a new electric car. However, it is old as in a 50's model mon ami. Like wow, what can we say.