farm

Being on a farm is not easy. Basically, you have to wake up... like every early in a crisp new morning. Hey, you do not need an alarm clock when a rooster is near. Certainly, he can make you arise. Perhaps, your nearby neighbors will not care... for his constant crowing.

rivers

Often, we do wonder just exactly where we are going. Ah yes, we see our rivers... they slowly take us to the sea. Hard to avoid this saying. Please do ponder on this bible verse.

Ecclesiastes 1:7

“All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.”

emoji

Apple has a few gender-neutral emoji. These might not be for everyone. Still, they are available for use now. Well, we will soon see... like a backlash from the politically correct crowd that always wants to whine some more.

federal express

I do not like federal express. They are about to slash their pension once more. Folks, this is serious. Older people rely on this money. Well, this is not a great time to be a senior. It is like that movie - no country for old men. Well, this story reads like a horror movie. Except, it is all too real we tell you.

Dog people

Dog people live more years. There must be some reason. Scientists are not sure... like why this is so. However, they currently do not witness the same effect in cat owners. Feline friends, we are in an ominous sorrow.

Star link

Star link internet satellites are wow. Elon Musk is using em. Well, that is great news. Do hope that space x is a success.

hummingbirds

Oh wow, hummingbirds do bring me joy. They are so cute in their own way. Still, we wonder what they do when it rains.

lab rats to drive cars

I have heard of self driving cars. But, self driving mice... that is a new one on me. Hey, we are not making this news up. Like it is just too crazy. Scientists are training lab rats to drive cars. Alas, what can we say? Do leave it to those wonderful men in science. Certainly, they do make their technologies of tomorrow more interesting for us.

time warp

What exactly is a time warp? Like we are not so sure. Just now we hear about the theory known as MWI or many world interpretation that means... there are many universes. Hey, we thought that uni means one. Yo, we were wrong. Yeah, that is what we guess. CarlosX could have an answer.

Google AI

Google AI still requires cloud use. Hey, machine learning is making some progress. Still, it does have a long way to go. Fellow colleagues, the road ahead of us is a hard one. Expect to experience long winding passes. Also, at certain times it might seem so narrow.

Facebook

Facebook, as well as Mark, do stand for freedom of speech and freedom of expression. Well, that is awesome news. Ladies and gentlemen, I support freedom. Do wonder if Mark supports freedom of the press. Oh, that's right, he is constantly banning facebook groups. Ah yes, that dare to disagree with him of course.

my face is green

This is the face I make after I smell a rotten one. Oh yes, my face can seem um green. Just imagine that you work in a large wastewater treatment plant that processes raw sewage. OK, so can you imagine your aroma? It is definitely most noxious.

Toyota LQ car

Toyota LQ car uses AI wow. It wants to make friends with you. Well, that is so swell, but artificial intelligence is our enemy. Robots are taking over - grin.

passenger

Things are not going great for an american airlines passenger. He was remove by force in miami. Yeah, we did say remove. Sadly, this person was in a crisis. Most detail are slowly coming in. Yeah, we do wonder about this case.

mansion

Hey, we can dream about being able to live in a massive mansion. Still, for most this will be a reality never. Yeah, it is far too expensive.  Friends, we cannot pay the property taxes even. Oh wow, those are enormous.

time travel

⏰Time travel is impossible according to men in science. Well, they have been wrong... like many times over many years. Certainly, this would not be the first time they make a major error.

good year blimp

AIRBNB lets us stay on the good year blimp now. That is an exciting vacation, but we do wonder on if there is noise. Strange world we are in.

Gold moves up

Gold moves up.  Folks, most individuals do well to worry. Hey, we are in an economic crisis. Needless to say, we do hope that it does not turn into a massive recession. Just keep on looking up.

Illinois

Illinois is sadly one of that worst states when it comes to taxes and expect those to increase some more. OK, so in contrast the next door neighbor Indiana has low taxes as well as a lot of jobs that are high in pay. Still, Illinois has um Chicago which is the 3rd biggest city in america.