tractors are green

Barns are red and tractors are green. Often, we ask why this is so. OK, so one theory is that red paint is cheap because it uses rust or oxide of iron. Farmers paint the barn red to save money. Well, that makes some sense. However, it does nothing to explain why tractors are green.

pay up

I know that we want our customers to pay up. Here are six ways to get money on unpaid invoices. Oh yes, we did say six. Well, we wish there were seven. Most companies have some serious cash flow situations now. Hey, it is our economic crisis. Fellows, we are in a massive recession. Perhaps, it will turn into a depression soon.

carry a camera

It is great to carry a camera. Sadly, we see that Canon has stopped selling film cameras.  OK, so the demand was at a minimum. OH wow, there are some that like the look of film photography, but we are so few now. Folks, this is truly the end of an era.

solar power

I feel that the future energy source is our sun. Oh yes, that will become more common. After all, we do need solar power. Yeah, it creates no pollution or greenhouses gases. Well, tomorrow's technology is soon upon us.

price is nice

People buy a lot of junk that is not necessary. Often, the price is nice. Well, we should focus on getting what is essential, but bargains call out to us. Yeah, it is hard to resist when you see a 70% off sale in spring.

Lightning

Lightning is not a friend, but an enemy. Computers are very sensitive to power surges. These can damage delicate computer chip arrays. It is best that we exercise some care. Otherwise, we will not have data access.

eugenics

It is like eugenics. Yeah, it never went away. Well, it is we suppose gonna improve our HUMAN race.  However, bitter fruit is what this tree gives us. Mostly, it is programs of getting rid of people with issues.

Atheist Silicon Valley

Atheist Silicon Valley does not believe in God, but in science. Well, people still die from cancer. Yeah, we do not see a cure. God is the only hope for us. What about science? It is short on delivery and long on promise.

smile more

Smiles are rare in russia. People are told that you look like a moron. However, workers dealing with customers are told to smile more. Hey, that is because sales increase. Basically, force a grin. Otherwise, your job is gone. ❤

Farmers market

Farmers market food might not be safe or secure. It is best to exercise some care. Please keep your eyes open.

Miami Beach

Miami Beach is going to be affected by sea level rise. However, we do not see flooding during high tide, but when it rains. Fellows, this points to a very different reason. Admittedly, we do not believe that a gradual sea level rise is our cause.

Restaurants

Restaurants raise prices. However, that is not scaring away consumers. Fact is, profits are going up. Well, that is what we do see in our news. Admittedly, we should not believe all that we hear or see.

Social Security

Social Security can run out of money soon. Researchers say we are crazy. Well, we will soon see. All those people who ignore me... like they might wanna open up. Please have other income sources. May God have mercy on us.

poor

Brothers and sisters, most people are poor. For example, 66% of jobs in the US pay less than $20 an hour. Yeah, we need to have a living wage. People who work hard should not be poor. Like that is what we are saying.

other realms

Beauty extends to other realms that are way beyond us. It is hard to describe to you how they seem. Let us simply thank God for what there is.

malls

Take a look around and what do you see? A lot of our malls are gone. Yeah, this really is a new era. Basically, stores are shutting down and boarding up. Real jobs are few and big bills are many. People talk about getting a new career. Well, bankruptcy lawyer does sound like a promising one.

sears

Just take a long look at near bankrupt sears. They have lost money seven years in a row. Fellows, I do not think that sears can survive. Well, it is time to call curtains on this once iconic company. Sadly, a lot of people might lose their jobs, but the age of the retail store is over. Welcome to the internet storefront era.

burning books

Yo, burning books sends a message. This is the main subject in a movie. It features a world that is similar to our own. Basically, people are trying to be politically correct and not offend any one. OK, so the result is they destroy every controversial book loaded with dangerous ideas to help stop hate speech and prevent people from getting their feelings hurt because they want to live in safe spaces.

manufacturing

Folks, we see that manufacturing has left america. Jobs are being sent overseas. Sadly, what is left pays near minimum wage. Also, those jobs tend to be done by illegal aliens that are willing to work for very little money.

arena

People congregate in a sports arena. This spectacle occurs now. It was also common in our roman empire. Frankly, humans have certainly not changed a lot over our many years.

Robots

Robots will take over. Most of our jobs will be gone. Certainly, the future does not look as bright as it once was. Frankly, we do not see flying cars or men on mars.

era

Hey, we can remember a different era. Yeah, it was a lot simpler than now. However, a lot of things are still the same. For example, look at cars. They have four wheels, not five or six.

career

Climbing the corporate ladder is not so easy. People often think about their own career. Yeah, it is hard work, but we can gain success. At least, that is what we feel is possible, but we could indeed be wrong.

butterfly

Yesterday, I saw a tiger swallow tail butterfly that was enormous. Hey, it was a great thing to see one. Sadly, they are rare. Well, that is what we see. Just hope that we can grow more citrus that they breed on.

trips

Fast thinking man trips suspect fleeing the cops. Hey, this could soon be a major court case. Well, there we are now.

classic cars

I do love to see classic cars. They had a lot more character than the ones we make now. Sadly, these new ones... like they have all the essence... frankly, a toaster probably has some more. Really is a tragic world that we are in.

France

France is not the same. It has changed in so many ways. Oh yes, it is hard to find out what made it romantic years ago. Basically, the romance is no more.

candy company

Elon Musk says he is starting a candy company. Like we are serious. It may sound like a poor quality joke, but there we are. Ah yes, comedy TV is great and it is right next to an impetuous romance movie.