train

Brothers and sisters, here is an awesome news. OK, so a train from miami to orlando is in service. It cost approx eighty bucks one way. Please do get me on the train - right away.

inflation

 Let me tell you about the inflation genie. Hey, it is not going back into that pretty bottle any time soon. Expect to see prices rise. Just look at the cost of food in your grocery. Do you see a decrease in prices? Actually, I see an increase. It has gotten worse this year. Maybe, like um next year it will get even worse.

music

 I have used some AI music generators, but the quality is not so nice. Frankly, we do love to hear an awesome song, but that is not all our music. Yeah, there are some pieces... that are onerous. Hey, that could be just me.

AMD

 AMD is on a roll now. Its latest chip has amazing processing power. Well, this is great for gamers. What about the rest of us? Maybe, we can tap into that processor. A lot of graphics programs... they do depend on fast computers with powerful processors and a lot of memory.

seaside towns

 Ah yes, seaside towns are all the rage now. People love hearing the soothing sound of our enormous ocean. It is the crashing of our waves. Basically, we are all so tired and do want to relax some more.

conspiracy theory

 Here is a new conspiracy theory for you. It is - please hold on to your hat as we say - that the middle ages never occur. Well, that is a big one. I do wonder about all the kings that ruled in the middle ages. OK, so we guess they never were.

NPR

 NPR has left the Twitter platform because Elon Musk says they were - government-funded media and guess what - they are. Oh yes, a bit sensitive, those people in our news. Maybe, because the truth is that they say things that are politically correct instead of what is really going on. Best that we keep our eyes open.

Walmart

 Walmart is closing stores due to crime. Shoplifting is a major issue. Frankly, the stores are losing money. Hey, in capitalism, the goal is to make money. That said, we feel there might be other causes. Let's just say we are in an economic crisis.

Netflix

 Netflix is cracking down on password sharing once more. Get ready to pay. Yeah, they do want more coins. Frankly, it is not that much of a pain. After all, all this company has are some crappy movies. These bricks were not popular back when they were released even.

Nature

Nature takes our breath away. Please do look at this awesome river. Just what magnificence do we even see?  Fellow colleagues, we do wonder what a wonderful thing a brand new tomorrow will bring us. Oh yes, we did say - brand new.