streaming wars

Welcome to the streaming wars. Disney minus is a winner. Apple is still not in the game. Netflix is still gaining. Yo, about Hulu or HBO, we are not so sure. Time will tell as we see.

Streaming services

Streaming services are wow. Getting stuck inside is a pain. That said, we can often see Disney minus.✋

Financial Advisers

Financial Advisers will have a hard time to simply survive. Actually, a tough decade is ahead for us. Basically, we know that people are struggling due to an enormous economic crisis. Yo, this is where we go.

Oracle

Oracle is fighting big tech now. This should not surprise us. Basically, there is a lot of dark money. Expect our troubles to increase. Just when you thought that things were bad they get even worse.

5G

5G should reach 80% of earth's population soon. This will greatly accelerate technological breakthroughs and spur progress.

can warn us

Health authorities can warn us on corona virus. Folks, the situation is serious. Hey, we really do hope that we can survive. Best that we stay inside where we are safe or secure. Taking an Uber or a taxi is not a good measure.

warm summer is near

Most of us can dream about going to the beach, but remember that a nice warm summer is near. Cold weather will go away soon. Expect the ice to melt and no snow. Hey, I look forward to see a lot of flowers in our new spring.

star wars

A lot of people really like star wars. That said, it is hard for me to see Darth Vader and think that he was once - Anakin the mannequin.

oil prices

There was a drop in oil prices. Ah yes, this is due to the corona virus. Fact is, people are afraid to travel to places that are far away. Maybe, that is great for us. Hey, it means... that there will be a lot less carbon emissions.

Retailers

Retailers face another grim year. Store closings are piling up. Friends, this situation is so serious. After all, we were once told that we are in an economic recovery. Yeah, it feels instead that we are slowly entering a massive recession.

Moldy whoppers are in

Moldy whoppers are in. Hard to believe that I once worked for a division of this enormous company. Sadly, that was a long time ago. Folks, we just cannot make this stuff up. It is simply too crazy insane.

sonic

There is great news on sonic. He is getting his own movie. Oh wow, sonic the hedge hog in a live action film for us. Like that is so awesome.

snow balls

Hey, do notice the snow balls that pelt the weather man. Friends, there is too much snow. Could be that winter is lingering on us.

vegan

There are things we do not say to vegans. For example, you look a bit sickly or wan. Oh yes, that is not funny, but people who lack vitamin B-12 are anemic. Sadly, they can look pale and similar to some one... like with terminal cancer.

sears

Let us shed some tears for that wonderful store once seen as sears. Ah yes, there are great fears that the end nears.

dark energy

Certainly, we live in an enormous universe. Perhaps, there is no dark matter or dark energy. Yeah, that is the latest theory from our men in science. Hey, their story simply keeps on changing every year.

Milk

Milk alternatives are not good for you. Please do wake up. After all, we know that soy is soy. Hey, we need to become more vegan. However, growing children need milk and we should listen to the latest advances in science.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden faces the grim prospect of losing badly in New Hampshire and he was the front runner once. Oh yes, we did say the word - grim. After all, this could indeed be the end of his presidential race.

spring can come in

Slowly, winter fades away. Ah yes, that is so spring can come in. Do look forward to seeing all the pretty flowers.

campaign

Hey, iowa is over. Do look at the campaign. Right now the politics heats up. Not certain on who our winner is. Maybe, we are in for a surprise.

Apple

Apple is betting big on technology, but this should not amaze us. After all, they are first and foremost a tech company. Mainly, we do wish there was an  i car. Sadly, I do not believe that we will ever see one.

corona virus

Here is the latest on our corona virus. It will get a proper name. Yo, we are not so sure... like on what that even is. Please give me some tissues, there are so many issues.

Google

Google might buy up Tesla the maker of electric cars. Don't know what Elon Musk is saying. Frankly, this would be a great move. The future is not going to be a gas car.

chicken shortage

There is a chicken shortage now. Hey, we are not making this one up. Fellow colleagues, we have a lack of chickens that are micro in size. Those are great for sandwiches but expect them to become more expensive.