Journalists

Journalists face a chilling new universe.  Most are used to slowly writing our news. Actually, they must be careful with what they say. They cannot afford to make even one wrong move. Otherwise, it can be game over. Hey, this is the tragic world we are in.

sears

Things look grim in sears. Its death spiral worsens. Folks, we believe that it is not long for our universe. Just look at the troubled company. Sadly, they do worse every year. Yeah, we have seen massive losses seven years in a row. Parking lots are empty of cars, and customers are fleeing through the exit doors like rats on a sinking ship. Honestly, we really do not believe that sears can survive.

we owe

Oh yes, we owe. America companies owe more an ever. This is not a good sign my fines ones. Honestly, it is a bad sign. Still, here we are. Getting out of debt is not so easy. Maybe they should try to build more.

SD express

Make way for SD express. It will allow 128 terabytes of storage - supermax.  Also, the speed of accessing retrieval increases. Friend, this science is amazing. Put all your stuff on one.

unions

Folks, we might see the end of public sector unions. Well, they do make services cost more. Actually, the public does not want to pay more. Hey, everything seems so expensive.

400 points DOWn

The down Jones is down again. Yeah, 400 points down due to a trade war.

Friends, this is scary.

exercise

For teens, to exercise is wise. It will help you be more healthy, and more wealthy even.  Yeah, that is the ticket mon.

duck is a mama

Yo, this duck is a mama. Oh wow, she has a lot of little ducklings she must watch over. Funny, these little ones do great with special care. Still, most will not survive. A lot of predators like the taste of tender ducks that are young.

computer games

People have an addiction to computer games. Folks, this is not good for us. I believe we need to spend less time in front of a screen. Yeah, we need to go out some more.

Chipotle will close 65 stores

Chipotle will close 65 stores and revamp our menu. This should indeed surprise no one. After all, they are doing even worse.

home sales fall

Right now, home sales fall once more. Maybe, we are sounding like an old record, but this story was around last year. Hey, we are not going to improve. Like there is no recovery. It only gets worse... every year.

fuel prices rise

Right now, fuel prices rise. Look at your gas pump. It says $3 now. It was $2 last year. Expect it is going to be $4 soon. Well, this will affect all of us. OK, as fuel price go up, we see it become more costly to transport cargo. Yeah, this is what it means. Hey, when you venture into a store, you gotta pay more. Basically, everything becomes more expensive. Also, you have less money. This is because you experience pump pain. That is we see a lot more money going to buy fuel for your commute and less is left over. Farmers use a lot of fuel to harvest their own grain. This will be reflected in the higher price of food we must pay.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson had an elephant and it just escapes a zoo. Folks, we cannot even try to make this story up. It is just too insane. Like it seems... like something from onion news.


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Roundup may cause cancer

Roundup may cause cancer. Definitely, this news is worrisome. People can wonder if it is so. However, we believe that this chemical is not as safe as we were led to believe years ago. Fact is, we think there is now a court case. Yeah, this will determine if it really is safe and what we should do, but I believe we might ban it soon. Oh wow, that is not a worst-case scenario.

AMD

AMD has some awesome news. Both Microsoft and Sony will use it in 2020 consoles for games. In fact, it will have a GPU of graphics processor unit built in. Yeah, we are getting a lot more powerful processors. Expect the near future to be an exciting one. Basically, AMD will eat Intel's lunch soon.

Panasonic

Panasonic will develop cobalt free batteries for cars. Actually, we see that cobalt is quite expensive. It also is found in the world's most unstable areas. Well, creating cobalt free batteries is a great idea for all of us. Just remember that we need to increase our range.

Down Jones

Down Jones is down again. Well, at least the NASDAQ is up. Hey, it is not all sour news. Still, we need to keep both of our eyes open. Just remember that analysts were expecting a bull run. Mostly, they were wrong. GE is still sinking in our mire. Netflix is one stock that keeps on going up.

malls

Yo, maybe it is just me. Hey, malls feel kind of empty now. There are in the parking lot many empty spaces. It is not just sears. Please take a look and tell me what you see. For example, we do notice that there are fewer cars. Also, there are no people in the arcade playing games. OK, so post below what you see.

Baobab

Baobab trees are dying all over. Scientists claim that it is global warming. That we have too much production of greenhouse gases. Well, we certainly do not agree. Hey, this event is just too sudden my fine ones. After all, a lot of these Baobab trees have been around for thousands of years. Please make a note of what is said by our wonderful men in science.

 

supercomputer

USA has the most powerful supercomputer once more. Well, that is great news. Just hope that we can use it to cure cancer. Otherwise, what good is all that power?

God gave us

I want to thank our Lord Jesus Christ for saving us. Yeah, also for the world that God gave us. Sadly, we humans are great at creating pollution and crime. Just wish we could be better stewards of what the all-powerful one... has given us.

sever less apps

OK, there is trouble with server less apps. They are being turned into farms for crypto currency mining. Folks, this is massive. Research is not promising. After all, this technology is in its infancy stages right now. Sadly, we see a lot of misuse.

Bees are good at math

Bees are good at math as they can understand the concept of zero. This is quite a feat as we see. Most animals cannot decipher what zero is.

Earth population

Eath population continues to increase. I am not sure how many people we can support with our current level of science. Big breakthroughs might soon come. Let us hope so. Otherwise, our future will be a grim one.

KFC

KFC is trying out a vegetarian fried chicken with no meat - wow. This is so eerie. Maybe you can explain it to me.

TIME

Fellows, we are running out of um TIME. Yeah, that is what we see. Still, there are a few people who are not so aware. Most claim that things are improving. Often, they will claim that we are in a recovery. Well, that is not our case. Please do wake up. After all, it is a lot later that you can imagine.

28 hour laptop

28 hour laptop is near. That is awesome news. After all, going on an airplane is a pain. Well, at least we will be able to watch some movies... or cruise our internet using the new laptop screen which is a lot more fun than a tiny cell phone screen. Glad, that we can share this news.

top view

Drones do give us a top view. Hey, they become less expensive every year. Perhaps, you can go out and get one. Most of us can wonder about how different things look from up in our air. Well, we need to ponder some more. After all, there are a lot more views near. Most of these come from above as we see.

warm blooded fish

Scientists discover a warm blooded fish just now. Hey, this is amazing. Frankly, our world is stranger than we can even imagine.