Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs relaxes its dress code to attract more software engineers. Maybe, it should be soft wear. Yeah, that makes some sense. Total techies can cheer for joy. After all, ties can block blood flow to the brain and that is not a welcome experience. Yeah, we do agree. Especially, when bosses require you... to create an amazing new app. Please, get with the program - pun.

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1967

1967 had the first consumer electronics show - that was fifty years ago.  Well, most people had no idea of what was coming. Personal computer back then did seem as likely as a personal electron microscope. Funny how this is the world we live in. Analog is going away. Digital is taking over.

tank town

OK, so tank town is a REAL company. This is a company for boys who never grew up. Like you ride around in a tank and crush cars. Please think what would happen if you were able to bring into the real world some video game warriors. Hey, we are not making this one up. It is scary. Yeah, we tell you, tank town is the real deal my fine ones. Just hope these big boys will finally one day decide to become men.

empty areas

I see abandoned derelict warehouses and malls being torn down now. There are increases in empty areas. Yeah, we see a closed store in every corner. Like there are a lot more. Jobs are few, but bills are many.

408 more

Payless shoes says it must close 408 more. Stores that is. Retail is getting crushed this year. Things are tragic all over. Do wish we were wrong. Just look at our news. Most is very sour.

Financial crisis

A financial crisis is near. That is what we fear - my fine one. Still, we do not know the date at which it comes upon us. Financial crisis is a scary term, but we should indeed worry.

do more

Here is a trick that will help you do more. Key is to manage your energy. Often, I feel so tired that I cannot move even. Well, save up some reserves.

electric cars

Here is what we say about subsidies for electric cars. They are both ineffective and expensive. Yeah, we say so. Still, we carry on. Just look at Tesla which is the poster boy for super green. Don't think that I will buy one ever.

turtles

I love turtles, but they are a pain. Yeah, we try not to run em over. Like they are at every avenue we cross. Find new roads you slow ones. I am tired of stopping my car. Oh wow, they are slower than syrup in jan.

SD cards

SD cards are ubiquitous now. Most of the film cameras we can access are no more. Definitely, their era is over. People have to use an SD card that is like 64 gigs. Ah yes, I do still remember film cans. 36 exposures were our maximum. Yeah, us shutterbugs had to be very careful taking pictures as the film was expensive. Oh wow, there be some many warm memories.

Bicycles

Bicycles are super. After all, they help us to save energy. Let me add that it is a great exercise. Still, we do not to use one in a pouring rain.

1TB Hard Drive

Best Buy is selling a one terabyte portable hard drive for $40 - wow. Like that is an amazing price. Still remember pay $500 for a one terabyte hard drive back in 2012 and I thought that was awesome.

housing starts

This just in. Listen to the construction pros. Ah yes, housing starts drop for the third month in a row. Well, after all this talk of a recovery... we might believe they would pick up their own pace. Economists were wrong... that is what we guess.

I like electric cars. Also, we like to use wind power. Let us try to understand that both are good for us. However, both are very expensive.

owl

This owl is very young. Also, we might say... this young one appears max unwise. Just what do we even see?

great news

Here is great news. US oil price going DOWN not up. Expect cheap gas. Well, there we go again. Peak oil was a mirage. Like we do not see it any. Frankly, people need to wake up. Carbon tax is a scam.

young

This world puts an emphasis on being young. However, it takes a long time to become wise. Often, it is the hard work of many years. Like that important facet is not mentioned by any one.

old char bucks

I believe that good old char bucks should have a smokey aroma. Well, it is expensive. Still, people like to spend time with their own enemies... or is that friends, as we might never get any wiser.

camera gear

Oh yes, we love to use cameras. Here is the most underrated gear we own. Tripod is your name. Let us say goodbye to fuzzy photos and landscapes that are not so crisp. Please get rid of that shaky camera movie. It looks so dated now. Times do change on us. Remember to change with them or get thrown out into a garbage can. Wake up... a new wave comes.

no snow

Funny what people miss in summer. They want those chilly mornings. Like there is no snow. Well, summer is upon us. Goodbye nice spring. It is true that we already miss you.

click farms

Buddy, click farms are growing. Getting people to like you is expensive. Well, we wanna get rich click, but that is a pun. Just what do we see.

CATastrophe

The crazy cat lady stuffed over one hundred cats into her van. She managed to get caught in a flood that was cause by an over flowing river. Ah yes, that was a CATastrophe my fine ones. Well, she really is crazy.