Walmart

 Walmart is closing stores due to crime. Shoplifting is a major issue. Frankly, the stores are losing money. Hey, in capitalism, the goal is to make money. That said, we feel there might be other causes. Let's just say we are in an economic crisis.

Netflix

 Netflix is cracking down on password sharing once more. Get ready to pay. Yeah, they do want more coins. Frankly, it is not that much of a pain. After all, all this company has are some crappy movies. These bricks were not popular back when they were released even.

Nature

Nature takes our breath away. Please do look at this awesome river. Just what magnificence do we even see?  Fellow colleagues, we do wonder what a wonderful thing a brand new tomorrow will bring us. Oh yes, we did say - brand new.

tech companies

 Oh wow, tech companies shed workers are our talent shortage rages on. Do believe this is so serious. Most are trying to trim expenses. Like this is not a great time to be inside the technology arena.

Machines

 Machines can indeed beat humans on a reading test, but they certainly do not understand what is really going on. AI has many hurdles to jump. Oh yes, that road ahead for machine learning is going to be a bumpy one.❤

Disney

 Disney will soon overtake Netflix in a streaming service race. Hey, I can tell you one main reason. Basically, they have better movies. Also, we need to add that Netflix has been clamping down hard on password sharing for a few years. Blockbuster video did cause a lot of pain... to consumers. Well, they are gone now.

AI

 AI is worrisome once more. OK, so researchers claim that an artificial superintelligence could end all life on earth and perchance our own universe. Folks, we do not believe that is our case. In fact, we do not have good self-driving cars. Like wow, just what can we see on our awesome men in science.